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Nice story. And mary had big titties...

Make some more of this stuff. Very good job with the whole series...

What the fuck?

Half way through this, I just wanted someone to come out and shot him in the head or the balls...QUIT FUCKING AROUND WITH NEWGROUNDS!!!

Ranxx responds:

There is no half way you half wit. It runs infinitely.

It took you a year to make this shit?

Oh my god! Don't even try next time! IT'S A FUCKING DANCING POTATO DANGLING HIS DICK WITH A PIG FOOT WITH WINGS OVER HEAD! What the fuck is wrong with you??? Take some fucking ridlin, you fucking retard!!!

Woah, my nerves tremble...

Let's get serious for a minute. Wether you're writing a sermon, a poem, or whatever, you're scaring people man. That's why they talk back so much to you, and that's why they're so ignorant.

I think you might want to change the way you articulate things. Not like in the night where everything is dark and scary, and there's some shadowy figure standing (you?), but something perhaps more patriotic. Something that would appeal more to the general public. Something with colors, red white and blue. Something with the sun shining through. Something that people will actually listen to with ease.

As you sleep to night, I, yes I want you to consider that if we all obeyed these kinds of enlightenment thingies, then we'd all be sacreligeous martyrs or something like that. I think you will find few who really care about the planet, chaos, anger, or rage. That's why I think this movie would appeal to psychos or skizophranics or something. Goths especially (They like the dark and shit like that).

Well, aside from that, this was a subliminaly scary movie that you made. I don't know what to think. Is this supposed to be scary or boring? Your mind is full of the strangest ideas for settings.

And by the way, next time, try actually making a movie to express your beleifs. Not many people like to read...

Right...

I'm not sure witch side you're on, but I know I hate clocks. But that's not the whole thing. First clocks, then locks, and now compass? I don't think we need anymore. I think people need to make their own unique flash like half the portal. Clocks suck. So do their voices and their bodiless fruit figure. It's all gotta end someday.

Nonetheless this was a pretty good movie. At least clocks died like you said. And also, you made Strawberry clock look like a candy suckin' fag! Hahahah. Good job, I guess...

What the fuck!?

Sirkowski! I thought you were dead! I never thought I'd see another one of these on NG!
This had better be good!

That was very interresting...

You know, that song used to be on the front page of Newgrounds? It played that beat and it had this little game where you could shoot chickens before a Metal Slug tank ran them over...

Anyway, this flash really sank into my mind. I like the way you used the psychadellically soothing music into your somewhat nutshellish flash. It kind of relaxes me.

Good work!

This is pointless shit...

What you just did here was take certain parts of "Saving Private Ryan" and put them into sleazy blunt scenes so you could save yourself time and effort.
I can't see why or how this has anything to do with Monty python.
You have simply flushed the idea down the toilet, and put the crap covered story back on newgrounds.

Next time, give effort! And use your own ideas!

Would've given it all 10s if I was a sports fan...

Yeah. Not too exciting. I would've fallen asleep at the world series...

What a peice of crap!

This movie was dumb, annoying, and hard to understand! The voice audio was terrible and because of the extremely annoying music in the backround, only a bat could here what they're saying!
Fix this peice of crap and come back! This sucks!

theshadowispresent responds:

this is what happens if you lisen to to much loud rap. I had a much better version but i was unable to load it because it exided the amount of room per movie alloted.

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