Slick17's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mech Cops PSA II]

YES!!!

You're so right. I had a friend who got knocked over by a car because the damn bitch was on the phone. Come on, people. Is a phone call really worth a ticket, jail, or somebody's life? Great message! They should run this in AMC theatres.

[Not-The-Final Fantasy XII]

I'm glad I never finished that game...

I hate FF12. don't know why they had to turn it into a lifeless MMO. What a disgrace...

Bobert-Rob responds:

Well, that's XII, but it does have about the same kind of gameplay as a MMO, so I guess that may be what you're refering to. Personally, I found that gameplay change made it interesting... especially since I'll never play the actual MMORPG version (FFXI), so yeah. Thanks for watching!

[Another New Bunny]

A disturbing sequel...

But the ending was FUCKING EXTREME!!!

[Phoenix Wrong: Oh God!]

Nice effort!

That part at the end where Pheonix shoots bullets out of his finger really cracked me up. Nice job!

[PW: Witness to Greatness]

That was awesome!

This is one of the PW parodies that wasn't done by the original guy but was still just as funny. Nice job at keeping the style!

[Clock Wrogn]

This was crap..

When you take out all the Pheonix Wright characters to make a Pheonix Wright parody and replace them with clocks, it completely negates the point of making a flash movie. I don't know wether you intended to make this shitty or not, but this was crap. I think the Willy Wanka clip was already used in another PW flash. The "Heil Hitler" picture at the end didn't help the humor in this flash either.
The only thing I did like was the doom intro theme.

Try harder and refrain from using racist material in your flash.

KKyuubi responds:

Actually, I was told to do the nazi part. But, you may have also seen the Wonka thing in a recent PW flash, this was MUCH older. If I can one day, I may make a more realistic version of this.

Also, Willy WANKA?!?!?! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Zombies and Swords!]

Fun fact you might want to know :-)...

Not to take it too seriously, but I'm a fan of zombie horror movies and books and one of my favorite and most accurate description has to be "The Survival Guide" by Max Brooks. According to the book under the weapons section, there's a part where he says that " The sword is the ideal weapon, but not every kind will suffice. Foils, rapiers, and similar fencing weapons are not suited for slicing." As the only way to kill a zombie is by removing, destroying, or severely damaging the head, a rapier would not be ideal in the fighting situation you portrayed! The best edged weapon Max says you could use outdoors is the Shaolin spade. It is a spearlike weapon with an axe shaped blade on one end and a crescent shaped blade on the other. He says "Thrusting forward with either blade will produce instant decapitation, while it's length provides complete safety for the user."

Just thought I'd point that out. Great work on this flash, I thought it was pretty funny when one of the zombies screamed like a little girl :-P. I really think it would have been better if it was longer though. More action scenes and maybe a storyline would very much spice it up.

Keep up the good work!

[Knee Deep in Death]

Nice job...

Although it's not original, it's a well done flash version of 28 Weeks Later. This was really cool but I was expecting more than an intro/preview. Nevertheless it was excellent quality flash and it deserves a 5...